Ah, Gloria Swanson. What magnificent boating attire! But wait, who's her driver?
Why, it's Teddy the Wonder Dog at the throttle:
What a sweet beast. This is a still from Teddy at the Throttle, of 1916. I saw (and desperately desired) his collar at Brimfield:
Only $6500, guys! This is just the sort of bauble to win my affections. During the height of his career in Hollywood, Teddy was making $350 dollars a week, which was quite a lot of money then, and not much less than I make now! Just kidding (not really)!