Liberace's running shoes, circa 1966:
See, now the funny thing is that I think I could definitely pull these off. As long as everything else I was wearing was completely sedate, I think these could look amazing, and not in the least stupid. I don't even think they look that outlandish. They just looking amazing, and like something Miuccia should start churning out post haste. She owns Church & Co., so they could even whip up a dress version.
Why, you might ask, am I thinking of Liberace's running shoes? And a valid question indeed. That I will not answer.